A friend of mine recently had an argument with his girlfriend, which ended with him saying, “If you’re going to be like that, I’m just going to leave!” To which she replied, “Go ahead and leave, you son of a bitch!” She’s an animal lover in calmer moments, and her collection includes a young parrot…I visited them recently, and after a pleasant time I rose and said I had to leave. The parrot croaked, “Go ahead and leave, you son of a bitch!”